If you're a 'bit' off center (like I) and are in need of a smile or chuckle ... I present to you a bit of Twitter excellence in the raw: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays .
Need to be convinced .. here's a few tweets to savor:
"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
"Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants."
"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or %^(* it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."
Yeah it may be a little raw but you will probably be giggling like a school girl or snorting out loud once you get reading these.... And there's even a new book I just might have to pick up.